ASTRONAUTALIIIIISSSSS!

Aight, get ready for the hype! Cause here comes the HYPE!

HYYYYPPPPEE....

Astrooooooooooonnnaaauuuuuuuttaaaalliiiiisssssss!  (Astronautalis)

That man right there is a frikkin' god where I come from (He's also the only person on this list so far that I've actually seen in concert...)!  Point is, every person I've ever introduced this artist to, has instantly fallen for his rhythmic hooks and enchanting, harrowing tales!  Dude knows how to make some nice ass lyrics..

If I had to sum up his music style, I'd go with "Progressive Rap-Rock-Storyteller".
And who knows, maybe that is exactly what everyone loves so much about him.  His songs aren't just songs, they're novels that flood your ears, accompanied by some sweet rhymes and sweet sounds...everything you could possibly want!

So, Astronautalis.  Do it.  DO IT NOW.  Here be my favorites from each of his albums (Which he has four of, by the way):

Skeletons, from The Mighty Ocean and the Nine Dark Theaters: http://www.youtube.com/watch?///v=I_a7XM1kWDk

Somethin' for the kids, from You and Yer Good Ideas:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzdsFxTOvQ

Measure the Globe, from This is Our Science:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PUWANkSHDc

Trouble Hunters, from Pomegranate:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGOjoeRq9Ik

And if you wanna go ALL THE FRIKKIN' WAY....Check out his freestyles!

PEACE

Too Lazy To Look Up The Songs Yourself?!

Well, you lazy persons, here's the links to the songs I've suggested so far!

Wildfire, SBTRKT:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-LEiOzXHWM
Trials of the Past, SBTRKT:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-X_s4Gx6b0

Trunk Muzik, Yelawolf:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ1feQHiHfs
Hard White, Yelawolf:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0rVRtXsiEo

Throwing Fire, Ronald Jenkees:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O2aH4XLbto
Disorganized Fun, Ronald Jenkees:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoFurLevE28

SBTRKT

SBTRKT!  SBTRKT (Pronounced: Subtract) is one of my favorites...man's a god among the post-dubstep scene...
This man.....THIS MAN:

Look at him go!  London-based Underground DJ for the ages, I tell you what!  What's his face look like?!  Hell if I know, he always wears a mask in public!  Showing off that African Heritage, son!

I have nothing more to say about this bro....just check that shit out on the Youtubes!  Wildfire and Trials of the Past!

PEACE

YELAWOLF

What a weekend.....
Anyways!  Yelawolf.  Yela.  Wolf.

Ghetto Vision

Recently blown up Alabama born rapper, this weed-smoking, party-trashing, alcoholic redneck has been making his way to stardom since the early 2000's.  Finally getting the recognition he deserves, he's been touring with big names such as Missy Elliot, Eminem, and Wiz Khalifa.
But don't let his claim to fame fool you, the only thing this dick is interested in is showing the world how to party and how to make the bass hit hard!

So, hit up that youtube and let your ears feel some Trunk Muzik and Hard White!

PEACE

R-r-r-ronald JENKEES

I won't lie here people, I had trouble deciding who would be my first band-suggestion-DJ'y-thing would be.

So I went with this guy:

THIS GUY!

Take a good look....mmmmm......done.
That right there, is Ronald Jenkees.  Youtube (Ya' Tubes) entrepreneur of the arts.
Ronald Jenkees blew up on youtube a few years back, just showed up one day with his funny videos of himself talking nonsense and playing some sweet keyboard solos.  Everyone frikkin' loved it!  So what did he do in response?  HE KEPT FRIKKIN' DOING THAT!
Don't let his weird voice and inability to stay on track in his videos intimidate you, this man is a musical genius.

Head on over to that Youtube and check out his videos for the songs Disorganized Fun and Throwing Fire!

PEACE.

So, whothefuckisthisguy?

So....who am I?  No one!  That's who!  Why would you even ask, seriously?!  This is the internet, I ain't stupid!
Just kidding.  But seriously, don't ask who I am.  I won't tell you....
But, I will tell you what I'm here to do!  I'm here to tell THE PEOPLE about THE MUSIC.
Everyday (Maybe), I'll be telling you guys, THE PEOPLE, about a band you've possibly never heard of (but probably have) and a little bit about them (like whether they suck or not).
So, with no further delay.........................My job begins!

Here's a funny whale:  

Dicks