So, whothefuckisthisguy?

So....who am I?  No one!  That's who!  Why would you even ask, seriously?!  This is the internet, I ain't stupid!
Just kidding.  But seriously, don't ask who I am.  I won't tell you....
But, I will tell you what I'm here to do!  I'm here to tell THE PEOPLE about THE MUSIC.
Everyday (Maybe), I'll be telling you guys, THE PEOPLE, about a band you've possibly never heard of (but probably have) and a little bit about them (like whether they suck or not).
So, with no further delay.........................My job begins!

Here's a funny whale:  

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